Kids Jokes – Math Jokes
Q: Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
A: Because it had more cents.
Q: Why was the math book sad?
A: Because it had too many problems.
Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?
A: Square meals!
Q: “Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?”
A: Class: At once!
Q: Why didn’t the two 4’s want any dinner?
A: Because they already 8!