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		<title>Kids Jokes &#8211; Math Jokes</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Q: Why didn&#8217;t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel? A: Because it had more cents. Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because it had too many problems. Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat? A: Square meals! Q: &#8220;Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: Why didn&#8217;t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?<br />
</span>A: Because it had more cents.</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: Why was the math book sad?<br />
</span>A: Because it had too many problems.</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: What kind of meals do math teachers eat?<br />
</span>A: Square meals!</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: &#8220;Teacher: Now class, whatever I ask, I want you to all answer at once. How much is six plus 4?&#8221;<br />
</span>A: Class: At once!</p>
<p><span style="color: #0000a0;">Q: Why didn&#8217;t the two 4&#8242;s want any dinner?<br />
</span>A: Because they already 8!</p>
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